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[badtempered]

@ middlefinger

"Keep it short. I'm busy."

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[shaft]

[ First, a picture of a grassy, wooded area. Relatively flat with no obviously inclines nearby. ]

@ ohdeer

Safe?

[badtempered]

[claude does she look anything like dimitri on the directory

eunyoo takes a moment to look at the picture. it answers zero of her questions]

for what
are you camping there

[shaft]

[ sometimes the phone conveniently glitches?

in any case, he clues into the misfire pretty quick! ]

Yeah. Unless you've managed to find a house out here?

[badtempered]

[SO IT WAS A MISFIRE...

the message eunyoo sends back is a picture of her surroundings, which includes a BOTW style tent/house]

[shaft]

[ WHY WOULD HE RANDOMLY MESSAGE A STRANGER

but huh. who told you there were houses in botw? ]

Did you make that or find it?

[badtempered]

[bc he's claude???]

i used the app on the phone

[i cant wait for u to tell me that the apps don't work yet so i have to redact this thread]

[shaft]

Oh. Mine doesn't work.

Yours built a whole house?

[ you have to redact this thread ]

[badtempered]

[spoon im gonna destroy you]

it doesn't work??? what the hell
i just tapped the icon and it appeared
did u check ur wifi
maybe the signal's bad where u are

[shaft]

[ ??? what is she talking about?? ]

How do I check those things?

[badtempered]

[why didn't toko write a guide on how to use a cellphone...]

just move around and try tapping it again

1/2

[shaft]

[ . . . ]

[shaft]

[ after a long silence: ] I'm trapped

[badtempered]

???
what
how??

[did he fall into a pit...................]

[shaft]

Sleeping bag

Around me

[ luckily there's speech to text! ]

this is voice now

[badtempered]

[oh hey that's not so bad

...

.......]

You're really stuck? You're not just fucking with me?

[she's not worried, she just wants to make sure]

okay

[shaft]

Why would I lie about being bested by a bedroll?

[badtempered]

I don't know! I just met you like, right now.

[OVER A MISFIRE!!!! she pauses]

What if you flip over onto your stomach? And then... crawl? Like wiggle against the ground or something. Maybe the friction will help?

[will it]

[shaft]

What am I, a snake?

[







he tries it

eunyoo might here some hissing like claude is really pretending to be a snake ]

forget fraude.... it's snaude now

[badtempered]

...Is it working?

[she doesn't know what to think of the snake asmr yet]

why would you say this

[shaft]

[ Exhausted, Claude just slumps on the ground.

Eunyoo will hear a muffled: ] I give up.

u started it???

[badtempered]

Well, try again! You can't just stay there. Unless you want to get eaten.

[there is no proof that the fauna eats people but eunyoo assumes that everything can and will. ive never played botw but i feel like this might be true

also she feels like this is kind of her fault................ now she's guilty and also kind of concerned.........................]

[shaft]

I don't think the creatures here eat humans.

[ He rolls onto his back so that he's not suffocating in the dirt anymore. ]

But I could be wrong. Will you listen to my last will and testament?